Monday, June 15

Things to do when the wife is away


  1. Act like the king of the house (selama ni 'theory' saje)
  2. Rearrange the furniture around to make it more 'practical' (move everything into the bedroom)
  3. Hog the TV/computer/best chair etc.
  4. Let the kids do whatever they want as long it is a convenience for you (i favor allowing them to create a 'construction site')
  5. Eat whatever you want and whenever you want (midnight burger ramli [double daging special with chease] + chezels + teh ice + cadbury almond chocolate bar = heaven)
  6. Go to/ get out of bed at whatever time you want (for that matter the house too). Up for anything guys at anytime.
  7. Act all sad every time she calls. Jual nama anak will always work. Hopefully she loves you more and get you a bigger home coming present.
  8. Go to places you always had to presuade her going.
  9. Other 'to do's' are just not that interesting (codename: secret)
  10. Write on the blog to ask for more 'to do's' advice and as reference for other men.

5 comments:

Mazlina said...

ini sudah melampau... hahaha.. seronok sakan nih..

Jessy Christopher said...

LOL!! You are so funny :D Well do enjoy your "freedom" for the time being...

farizzet said...

posting this entry is an agenda to hide another uninteresting agenda (codename: secret)

ZZ said...

hahaha... the real agenda is to make the wife jeles/suspicious so that she wishes more to be back! we actually miss her very muchh!!

Muslimah Perth said...

i agree, when i first read this, instantly i knew that this post shouts "I miss my wife so very much and wish she was here!!"...haha. sabar la ye, jap lagi balik la tu ;p